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July 6, 2006

Have To Win Sometimes

Posted by Mike | 9:00 am | Cubs | Astros | Comments: 0

Cubs…win? Houston says, “We don’t stink just for Roger: we do it for Oswalt, too!” as complete game wasted.

June 28, 2006

Along Came Pierzynski

Posted by Mike | 8:31 pm | Cubs | Comments: 0

Barrett to return for the crosstown redux. Over/under on number of times the Punch is shown currently at eighty-four.

This Has Nothing To Do With The Game

Posted by Mike | 8:13 pm | Cubs | Brewers | Comments: 0

Carlos Lee owns eight thousand cattle. What the hell? Also, Chicago defeated Milwaukee as they finally win a home game.

June 26, 2006

All They Need is Seven More Derrek Lees

Posted by Mike | 9:47 pm | Cubs | Comments: 0

Derrek Lee returns, Cubs keep losing. He should have been in AAA, but with Womack and Bynum trading embarassment for physical pain, here he is.

June 24, 2006

Yeah this is kind of cheating because I wrote this a long time ago but that’s OK because I still like it and it’s short

Posted by Mike | 1:44 pm | Cubs | Comments: 0

so much depends
upon
a green out
field
grazed by Corey
Patterson
beside the ivy
walls
—
(Apologies to William Carlos Williams)
(First posted this at the Cub Reporter in Feb ‘05)

Chicago at Minnesota, 6:10pm CST

Posted by Mike | 12:22 pm | Cubs | Comments: 0

It’s depressing, but also kinda funny that Mark Prior’s earned run average stands at seventeen point eighteen after one start. It can’t get worse, right?

June 23, 2006

Chicago at Minnesota, 7:10pm CST

Posted by Mike | 12:00 pm | Cubs | Comments: 0

Rookie Carlos Marmol faces Johan Santana in the Metrodome this Friday. Mismatches like this make you think “reverse lock”, but come on. It’s the Cubs.

Swept

Posted by Mike | 7:05 am | Cubs | Pirates | Comments: 0

Sometime Cub Todd Wellemeyer walked two, wild pitched, and gave up a run in a win over Pittsburgh. He was also distracted by a bug.

June 22, 2006

Cubs in 25

Posted by Mike | 7:42 am | Cubs | Comments: 3

Surprise! Kerry Wood might be done for the season. That’s OK, Kerry. You weren’t going to save this team anyway. Not even Derrek Lee could.

May 26, 2006

Ohh, I Get Jokes

Posted by Mike | 7:00 am | Cubs | Comments: 2

I found this through my girlfriend’s cousin’s website:
COURT RULING, Chicago Illinois, May 8, 2006
Chicago, Illinois (AP) - A seven year old boy was at the center of a Chicago courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents […]