Archive for June 2006

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June 28, 2006

Sometimes Wit Isn’t Straightforward Enough

Posted by Mike | 8:43 pm | Pirates | Comments: 1

Iratefans.com’s slogan is “Best Park, Worst Owner”. Personally, I think it should be “Fuck the Pirates and their jackass owner”.

Sent To The Pen

Posted by Mike | 8:39 pm | Pirates | Comments: 0

Olly Perez, once considered Pirate hotness, is now mopping up what the rest of the Pirate starters leave behind.

Along Came Pierzynski

Posted by Mike | 8:31 pm | Cubs | Comments: 0

Barrett to return for the crosstown redux. Over/under on number of times the Punch is shown currently at eighty-four.

Houston Loses Again

Posted by Mike | 8:17 pm | Astros | Comments: 0

If anything, the recent Centricide perpetrated against the NL by the AL privies us to seeing great teams in action.

This Has Nothing To Do With The Game

Posted by Mike | 8:13 pm | Cubs | Brewers | Comments: 0

Carlos Lee owns eight thousand cattle. What the hell? Also, Chicago defeated Milwaukee as they finally win a home game.

June 27, 2006

Getting Your Money’s Worth

Posted by Mike | 9:38 pm | Pirates | Comments: 2

Pittsburgh lose twelve straight, have as many wins as Chicago have losses. At least they’re not paying this team much.

KC Gets Its Whomp On, Too

Posted by Mike | 9:26 pm | Reds | All things Central | Comments: 1

It’s not just Detroit pummeling the National League Central: against Houston, Pittsburgh, Milwaukee, and Cincinnati, KC is eight for ten.

Houston Defeated (Now In 20 Words)

Posted by Mike | 9:21 pm | Astros | Comments: 0

Roger’s back, eh? Call off the offense, boys! It’s time to provide zero run support when Clemens takes the mound.

June 26, 2006

1-9? That’s Just Bad

Posted by Mike | 9:52 pm | Astros | Comments: 1

Detroit tramples Houston as the Tigers keep thundering through the NL Central. Nine and one against Chicago, Milwaukee, St. Louis, and Houston. No one’s safe.

All They Need is Seven More Derrek Lees

Posted by Mike | 9:47 pm | Cubs | Comments: 0

Derrek Lee returns, Cubs keep losing. He should have been in AAA, but with Womack and Bynum trading embarassment for physical pain, here he is.